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Never be dumb struck again with our handy guide to how to pronounce some of the watch world’s trickier brand names

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Watch-brand names can be tricksters. Everything seems simple on the page, but in the mouth letters can be lost or added; entire syllables mashed together to make a singular barely resembles the symbols it comprises. No one likes to be corrected, especially in the process of purchasing something rather expensive, so here’s the BURO. guide to some of the more difficult horological monikers.

Audemars Piguet:

OH – as in “Oh wow, I’d love a Royal Oak Frosted” de mars – don’t pronounce the ‘s’. PEE Gay – all p’s no t.

Bvlgari:

BUL – just ignore the ridiculous Roman spelling conceit – garee.

Chopard:

Show – just like the Cannes red carpet – PARD

Girard-Perregaux:

Zhee RAHRD – really roll the ‘r’ on that second syllable – PAIR uh go – like ‘ago’, but in a thick French accent.

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Glashütte Original:

Glass – pronounce like you’re from up North – HOO tur – ‘hooter but with a Scottish inflection’. Or-ig-in-AL - ‘original’, but with a Gaelic twist.

Hermes:

Er – in the manner of someone doing a dodgy impression of a French person – MES – in the same dodgy French accent.

Hublot:

U – like you’re singing the The Wiseguys classic Ooh La La – blow.

Jaeger-LeCoultre:

(dodgy French accent at the ready) Zhey ZHER – run the two into one another and say it like it’s a word of seduction like amour. Leh KOOLT – make sure you say the ‘t’, while also slightly swallowing it. Practise myriad times to perfect.

Longines:

LAWN – adopt faint Bostonian accent – jean – change to French.

Patek Philippe:

Pah TEK. fil EEP – channel Queen Liz calling to her husband to pronounce the second word properly.

Piaget:

Pee ah ZHAY – go full Zsa Zsa Gabor on that last syllable.

TAG Heuer:

Tag – obviously. HOY – take the ‘a’ off Ahoy – ur.

Ulysse Nardin:

You LEESE – a skirt around a Spanish accent would work here - nahr DAN.

Vacheron Constantin:

VASH er ahn – go Welsh to prevent pronouncing the final syllable as “on”. Kon stan TAN – don’t lose that second ‘t’.


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