We’re not going to pretend these sweatshirts are for anything but vegetating in. Style them up by all means, but we won’t be joining you on this occasion. As fun as fashion is, constantly curating stellar outfits can be exhausting. Besides, we’re also tired in general. A global pandemic coupled with the end of summer has us wanting - and needing - to relax. While many people lament this time of year because it signifies our entry into autumn, we’ve made peace with it. We’re done with fastidious hair removal anyway. Now is the time for entertaining no one but ourselves and doing not much at all.
One thing we might do in one of these sweatshirts, however, is make a quick trip to the shops for some - OK, several bars of - chocolate. And maybe a ‘sharing’ packet of crisps. And a bottle of whatever wine has the nicest illustration on its label. Each stage of this process will take far longer than it needs to, but once all relevant decisions have been made, we’re rushing home and staying there.
We plan on doing this each night - both alone and with friends - until all our plain sweatshirts are in the laundry basket. That’s why we’re investing in as many as possible.