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Forget the antiquated notions of cucumber rounds and fluffy gowns, these spas will even convince the naysayers


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It had never occurred to me that spas weren’t universally adored. Until my boyfriend announced that he’d forgo a trip to one in favour of, er, absolutely nothing. Incredulous, I consulted some friends, male and female alike. They concurred with his contempt, saying spas conjure thoughts of prosecco and pampering (shudders). Fluffy dressing gowns and gaggles of whatever the collective noun is for over excited hens (by this point they were convulsing). Vats of stale water swimming with anemic looking fruit, coupled with white bowls of Trail Mix. Having to arrange your face in a constant state of smile because it’s easier than making hushed small talk with therapists. But no, no, no! Because spas have straightened their ties. Or loosened them. Their wellness is as nuanced as McDonalds serving salads so get naked and stop your whingeing. 

The Spa at The Newt in Somerset

With its gargantuan marble slabs, the hammam looks like it belongs on the cover of Architectural Digest. Treatments meanwhile take place in what look like potting sheds - ones built of toffee coloured stone that you’d quite happily live in. There’s also a futuristic gym (gawping will do), a glass-ended hydrotherapy pool (lots of body-pummelling pressure jets), a salt steam room, and afterwards, the promise of a homegrown cider made in the hotel’s high-tech press. Outside, surrounded by buttery, flower-filled fields are woven nests on stilts which as far as reading spots go, trump blanket strewn beds any day.

Spa treatments start from £90

Doubles from £225 per night


The Coach House Spa at Beaverbrook

Designed by glass artist Brain Clarke, The Coach House spa is prime Instagram fodder. Energetically coloured with red, yellow and blue there isn’t so much as a whiff of duck egg blue or lilac. Patterns and motifs also appear on the floor of treatment rooms, which are named after locally-grown flowers and plants. There are three pools, two outside, one of which has a spectacular checkerboard floor, and another two inside, one of which, pleasingly, looks like a 30s lido. Treatments involve more than sloshing oil and tepid flannels, not least because they start with a 15 minute consultation, where feet are massaged in exchange for anxieties. It might be the therapists’ deft intuition or their access to the on-site medicinal apothecary garden, either way, you’ll walk out spirited.

Spa treatments start from £40

Rooms start at £400

Cowshed at Soho Farmhouse

Cowshed is incapable of spa snobbery. You can’t help but sink into slippers and become the cliché you were lambasting a facial ago. The pedicures are second to none, administered on wingback chairs in front of retro television sets that play films you’d forgotten existed but absolutely adore. Order a hibiscus tea, gaze pensively out over the lake and ask yourself what’s so bad about this. When you’ve landed on ‘nothing, nothing at all’ head to the phone that delivers drinks long and short and hard and soft, before collapsing in the hot tub outside.

Spa treatments start from £50

Cabins cost from £250 for members; from £330 for non members

The Haybarn Spa at The Berkeley, London

The Berekely’s posh but affable charm seeps into its spa too, though the decor is distinctly different. Laid back to the point of horizontal, it’s bio hacked the Cotswolds, from its country bumpkin name, to its hard and soft furnishings. Yes, the walls are clad in cabin wood, and body treatments come courtesy of natural brand Bamford, though there are some whizzy Oskia facials on offer too. Outside and one floor up (the seventh) things are a little more in keeping. Around the rooftop pool sit bright white loungers, and 360 windows offer sprawling views of the leafy Hyde Park below.

Treatments start at £80

Rooms start at £485

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