WHAT WILL GRIMES AND ELON MUSK NAME THEIR CHILD?

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09.01.2020

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It seems Grimes is pregnant with Elon Musk’s baby. A pairing really like no other, he a technology mogul and founder of Tesla, she an elfish electronic singer/songwriter and artist of some very strange cosmic art. It’s kind of like the science whizz at school, who’s definitely going to get into Oxbridge, getting with the girl who speaks fluent Klingon and is oddly obsessed with Japan. It’s a bit weird, but it works.

Anyway. How did she break the news, I hear you ask? An image of the ultrasound? No. A gender reveal cake? Don’t be silly. With a very casual nude photo shot by Eli Russell Linnetz with a superimposed fetus on her stomach. Ah, of course! Grimes, born Claire Boucher and also known as ‘c’, is set to release an album on February 21st, so it’s possible she’s PR-pregnant with her new music, but where’s the fun in that? With her musical talents and his mind for technology, she could just birth a synthesizer. Either way, it’s sure to be a baby genius. We take bets on the prodigal child’s name.

"it’s possible she’s PR-pregnant with her new music, but where’s the fun in that?"

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TESLA 2/1

There’s no doubt it’d be narcissistic to name your child after a company you founded or something you invented, not to mention unimaginative, but hey! David Beckham named his daughter Harper Seven after his football number - so in the world of celebrity, it really is a case of anything goes.

ZELDA 1/1

Covered in Kick-Ass tattoos and a gamer to the core, Grimes often sites Zelda as one of her favourite games. If she births a girl, this is our favourite.

MISS ANTHROPOCENE 4/1

Her new album name, duh.

GALAXY (or something else space themed) 8/1

We hear he does a lot with satellites...?

GRETA 10/1

With Musk pioneering Tesla, the world’s super electric car, and her an avid climate change activist, it’s not unlikely they’ll name their child after Greta Thunberg.

GRUSK 10/1

Certainly what the tabloids will call it.

EDISON 12/1

Musk is kind of a 21st-century Thomas Edison, so this has our bet if it’s a boy.

👽 15/1

An avid user of the emoji and a lover of sci-fi, it's plausible Grimes becomes the first to name her child an emoji symbol. If so, we put bets on the alien.

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