Jasmine is listening. She sees you David. She hears you Greta. She scuttles wistfully past the butchers and heads for Health is Wealth, where sauerkraut and organic tampons reign supreme. And her commitment to Veganuary extends beyond the kitchen. On January 1, she flung open her bathroom cabinet and rashly binned the bad stuff, as if a Haribo-hating mum on Wife Swap. Her shelves are now replete with products that are free from whale bile, and shark intestines and the chin hairs of bearded dragons. These products are not only kind to Jasmine, but also to her compliment count. Her spots are in hiding (thanks, EradiKate), her pallid skin is now radiant and her eyes look as if she’s slept for eternity – could be REN, or the fact that she’s on furlough. Either way, she's a picture of health.
Alicia may have taken three return flights to the Tropics in 2020, but this year she’s vowed, no, not to cut down on excessive travel in a pandemic, or at all, actually, but to use carbon neutral brands, because every little helps, right? While she loves Fiji Water, she knows it’s silly to import water from the South Pacific, even if bathing in it is, apparently, the only solution to her undiagnosed skin condition. She’s found lots of planet-friendly brands that fit her minimalist brand aesthetic. Case in point: FORGO, a Swedish export that bears exquisitely chic resemblance to another Swedish brand that rhymes with tirado. The glass bottle is refillable and the soap inside it comes in powder form. Alicia simply adds water to activate, before posting on Instagram as part of a hyper styled bathroom still life.
Come rain or shine, lockdown or liberation, Layla will be wearing a full face of make-up. With the skills of a Gen Z TikTok'er and the execution of Michelangelo, by god she looks good. In fact, a Zoom rarely goes by without a request for her to share some of her secrets. Most recently, it was how she'd blended the ochres from her eyeshadow palette. Now she’s waiting for someone to notice her eyeliner flicks, which are, if she does say so herself, as neat as Nike ticks – thanks be to Ruby Hammer’s precision liner.