MEET THE YOGA TEACHER

“I want your next breath to be an exorcism,” Antonia says softly, bordering on sexually. Having completed a 200-hour yoga teacher-training course she’s multi-hyphenated her marketing and sales career. Her ashtanga and vinyasa classes avow to ‘transform, transport and transcend’. (Alliteration? Yeah, she did a deck on it). Despite having only worked for eight months since graduating, she took a sabbatical to complete the course in Rishikesh, where both the teacher and all other nine students were Caucasian. Nevertheless, it’s emboldened her spiritual shtick. The bio on her seed-sprouting business card (should you drop it in fertile soil), reads: Yoga Teacher, Thought Provoker, Cognoscenti.