Meet Antonia, the Yoga Teacher. You probably already know her, or someone like her, at least
“I want your next breath to be an exorcism,” Antonia says softly, bordering on sexually. Having completed a 200-hour yoga teacher-training course she’s multi-hyphenated her marketing and sales career. Her ashtanga and vinyasa classes avow to ‘transform, transport and transcend’. (Alliteration? Yeah, she did a deck on it). Despite having only worked for eight months since graduating, she took a sabbatical to complete the course in Rishikesh, where both the teacher and all other nine students were Caucasian. Nevertheless, it’s emboldened her spiritual shtick. The bio on her seed-sprouting business card (should you drop it in fertile soil), reads: Yoga Teacher, Thought Provoker, Cognoscenti.
IMAGE | ADAM HALE