Fashion week is just around the corner, which means that the accompanying designer parties and exclusive and illusive satellite celebrations are also starting to come together. But none so meticulously envisioned than Marc Jacobs' do in celebration of Gloss, a book about '70s photo legend Chris Von Wangenheim. 

Taking the book's title and the era of its subject to as-yet-unseen levels of detail, Jacobs has issued dress code instructions on the party's invitation that aim to leave no guest un-glossed. Take a look at the exact dress code, and yes, it was issued in all caps, illustrating just how serious the designer is about the high-shine ensembles:

"STRICT DRESS TO KILL CODE WILL BE ENFORCED: FUR COATS OVER LINGERIE, LIP GLOSS, JERRY HALL SIDE-SWEPT HAIR, SEQUINS, GOLD LAMÉ TURBANS, PATTI HEARST SYMBIONESE LIBERATION ARMY GEAR, ROGUE, ROLLERINA CHIC, SHEER HAREM PANTS, MINI SKIRTS AND MUSCULAR LEGS, PLATINUM RECORDS AS HEAD GEAR, SEQUINS, GRACE JONES BUTCH REALNESS, GLOSS-Y SKIN, BLEACHED EYEBROWS, SLITS, RIDING IN ON A WHITE HORSE, SEQUINS, SKY HIGH STILETTOS, MIRRORED AVIATORS, METAL MESH, COWL NECKLINE HALTERS, OR EYES OF LAURA MARS CHIC. NO FLAT SHOES. NO MATTE SURFACES. NO NATURAL LOOKS."